by @BlotterMonkey

With one foot in the canoe, and one foot on shore, you are sure to fall into the river. ~ Native American Proverb,

Jul 6th, 2017 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

there should be a hard candy called Clusterfucks.

Mar 20th, 2017 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

since traveling most of my life; I've realized *Ranch Dressing* is as much a personality as a salad dressing.

Feb 9th, 2017 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

girls hate when you kiss another girl while on a date with them,
but it's ok when they do it...
#DatingIsHard

Jul 27th, 2016 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

They say life is a bitch..
I say, Life is like a penis... women make it harder

sorry

Jul 27th, 2016 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

My date was Boron me... So Iodine alone tonight.

#sorry

Jul 27th, 2016 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

"a man wishing to be unhappy will find many ways to prove his course"

Jul 3rd, 2016 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

too many people expect a relationship to be "Easy" or "Worth it."

Jun 30th, 2016 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength.

Jun 29th, 2016 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

Haven't closed my Google Chrome in 4.6 years..

Jun 28th, 2016 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

I know I said I would never leave you.
But come on.. what are you, new?

Jun 26th, 2016 via twitter

by @BlotterMonkey

I like a Facebook girl at work meets, Twitter girl on the streets, and a Tumblr girl in the sheets.

Jun 26th, 2016 via twitter